I Cooked a Boiled Egg, ALL BY MYSELF

Here is how I did it, for all those that are cooking retards like me:

1. Put the egg in water (doesnt matter how much), in a pot (doesnt matter how big or small), on the stove with the flame burning (doesnt matter high or low).

2. Keep the flame burning until the pot starts making bad/weird noises. (This usually means that the water is starting to boil).

3. Take the pot off the stove (use mittens) and put it your empty sink.

4. Drain the water from the pot and put the egg in a new bowl with cold water in it.

5. Leave the egg in the cold water until you are able to pick it up without saying "ouch".

TADAH

YOU HAVE YOURSELF A BOILED EGG

:D